This Man of the Month is a gentleman that has a blazing passion for the ladies that rival’s mine. He has a face chiseled by the god’s themselves and charm to match. This stallion also has a flowing mane that makes him look like he just finished shooting an herbal essence commercial. There is no coincidence that this beef-cake was chosen to be Man of the Month on Valentine’s Day, the day of love. This spirited young man happens to be my best pal, Nate.
Nate is the local celebrity of my hometown. He makes a name for himself with a voice so warm & tender it could melt a candle, as well as a woman’s heart. Along with his charm, Nate happens to be the most chivalrous man I know, which is one of the reasons I made him my relationship consultant. (Some of the other reasons are: He was the only one willing to put up with me, I asked him every day for 7 months, He’s just a swell guy, He found my relationship problems comical and wanted to hear all the juicy details, and out of pity.)
Before you get to excited, yes I realize a man should be able to hold his own with the ladies. But, why go through a jungle by yourself when you can have an experienced guide to lead the way. Likewise I have set myself up with a veteran ladies-man. That is why I’m dedicating this glorious month of February to my pal Nate.
So my enthusiasts have a happy Valentine’s Day and follow Nate’s awe-inspiring example by showing respect to your loved ones this holiday. And if you have any other strapping young men you think are deserving of Man of the Month, send your requests in.
