Mantivites-Bull Riding 10/28/10

          Fact: True men aren’t afraid of anything! That is why when I met up with a possessed robot bull from the underworld I hopped on and rode it like I stole it. I’m man enough to say I didn’t hang on until the bull gave up. But, in my defense that robot was running off electricity. So the city would have had to run out of power before that brute would have given up. Well I got a video of me riding that vicious beast.

          Movember is coming up soon and I need to know what kind of moustache I should go for. I got two great moustaches you can vote for. (Or if you have a better moustache in mind, go ahead and comment me! I double dog dare ya’) Moustache #1 is a pencil moustache. Moustache #2 is modeled by America’s Sweetheart Tom Selleck from the show Magnum P.I.

         

          You can also donate to me for participating in Movember. Your money will go to stopping prostate cancer. I can post more info if you want to know how!

Mantivities - Geocaching 10/20/2010

Geocaching, Geocaching, Geocaching, GEOCACHING! Que es geocaching? (What is geocaching?) Well hombres it’s a glorified game of hide and go seek. People hide containers deep in the middle of man-eating-bear infested forests and send you to find the treasure or DIE! (Ok dying is a little extreme, but I bet someone has died geocaching) Being a man I naturally accepted the challenge. Of course I had to baby sit my older sister that day, so I had to drag her along.  

          We found the coordinates of two geocaches and went off into the wilderness. After six hours of me searching and my sister wandering around aimlessly, I found both the containers, one was even camouflaged. (Not bad for a colorblind kid) If you take a treasure from the container you need to put one back. So we gave two rubber duckys and received a dolphin stick. In the sticker the dolphin is poppin’ out of the water making a face that says, “Word Up! I got an enormous forehead.”         Similar to this dolphin…

                                                  Not the greatest prize but I'll take it.

Mantivites-Kayaking 10/13/10

          First off, I would like to apologize to my two faithful followers and the three Canadians that have stumbled upon my blog for not posting for over a week. I can’t give you back the extensive hours you spent staring at your monitor waiting for me to post, but I can give you the first ever All-That-Is-Man blog video. Which, by the way, is priceless.

          So this week I went to a kayaking clinic for my manly outdoor adventure club. If you want to join, going out and proving yourself by slaying a bear with your bear hands isn’t recommended. In fact, I strongly urge you not to do that, the park rangers get really mad.  A ten dollar registration fee works just as well. The clinic was about two hours long. In that time I mastered the most macho thing you can do in a kayak! (not eating steak while heading down some class six rapids)       

Yes ladies and gentleman, I speak of THE ESKIMO ROLL! And better yet that is what the video is about! SHA-BAM!

Cooking is manly?

      O YES IT IS! back to last post discussion. “Grilling is a form of cooking that involves dry heat applied to the surface of food, commonly from above or below.” A direct quote from Wikipedia! I told you cooking was manly! And Wikipedia never lies, ever! In fact, it’s the utmost reliable source; go ahead ask your college professors.

Here is a prime example of grilling in its most masculine form, me grillin’ something up… while being very patriotic on the Fourth of July… in all my manliness. That was taken this year down in the Florida Keys for my now TWO fans that maybe reading this. That’s right doubled my fan count last week, no big deal. And who knows, someday… just maybe… we might get five followers.