Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Mantivities - Movember 11/30/10

        Hello all my loyal fans and followers, just wanted to give you an update on my mantivities. As you know today marks the last day of Movember. I know you are all dying to see what type of moustache I decided to do, and the truth is I just let it grow. I would like to thank everyone who took the time to give their opinion about the decision (No one). Other blogs may have millions of fans but here at Man Blog we are all about quality not quantity (Unfortunately we are severely lacking in both). I would like to thank everyone who donated to my Movember profile, (Only people in my family were willing to cough up any dough) with your help I raised a whopping $37.

The picture on the piano is of my good friend Tom Selleck, he was kind enough to send me an autographed picture of himself to motivate me for Movember. If your reading this, Thanks Tommy (By the way Tom, It was fun tossin’round the old pigskin last Thursday during Thanksgiving!)

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Manliest Macho Men of 2010 - 11/14/2010

    Greetings men and masculine (In a good way) females. Because it is November, National Man Month, I thought I take the time to choose who I think are the Manliest Macho Men of 2010 (that kinda rhymes if you say it quick) Before that a quick reminder to keep send me hate mail, and my moustache for Movember still looks like I’m in the 6th grade. (I bet $10,000 in donations would encourage it to grow!) Well here goes the List!

#5 Porky

Porky is from The Little Rascals Movie. Porky is a key member of the He-man Woman Haters Club. He expresses his manliness by his pure sense of honestly. In part of the movie he admits to wetting the bed… all the time. Porky also picks his nose in public, not exactly manly, but it demonstrations he doesn’t care what people think of him. And my mother, Momica, also thinks I looked like him when I was a youngen.

#4 Gerard Butler
Big G-Rard Butler! not only was he ripped during the 300 Movie, but this dude can sing. He is in Phantom of the Opera (Not that I’ve seen this movie), and also hosted SNL to make my favorite episode of all time.

#3 Thomas Jane
Thomas Jane playing Frank Castle in Punisher. Thomas doesn’t take your crap. One step over that line, and he will mess you up. I’ve also been told I have his body. (Ok I haven’t but I’m working on it) The only problem with Thomas Jane is it seems he might have a drinking problem (Not just in the movie) and marriage issues.

#2 Tom Selleck
This Man needs no introduction.Tom Selleck is a big competitor for numero uno on the Manliest Macho Men of 2010. Besides have one of the most legendary moustaches of all time he also drives that sweet Ferrari on Magnum P.I. Tom Selleck is also the only man I know that can wear a Hawaiian shirt without looking like a tourist.
#1 Patrick Swayze
(1952-2009)
And the Manliest Macho Man of 2010 is Patrick Swayze. He doesn’t even need a dance partner; they will just slow him down from tearin’ up the dance floor. I hate being jealous because God gifted me with some pretty Swaggadelic (I just made that word up) dance moves too but Swayze could put me to shame in the clubs any day.