Monday, May 9, 2011

5/9/2011 Shockingly Manly

Man fact #231 "Real men shrug off pain."
       Last year the most manly thing I did was get tasered by the police. You may by wondering, "Ross how many people did you ice before the police took you down?" 16! Well sorry to disappoint you but there were no crimes involved except maybe luggin' around these cannons for arms. I actually volunteered to get tased. That's right, how many other blogs do you read where the author gets tasered just so you can spend 2 minutes reading about it. It was for a taser demonstration for a city picnic, where people from all over the world gathered to see how a real man handles 5,000 volts of pure power. And it's safe to say I did pretty well. I was a little worried about either being a screamer or peeing my pants, luckily I was neither. I would recommend not running from the police, it kind of hurt. It was sort of like sticking a fork in 41 outlets at the same time or sticking a fork in a Pikachu. Here is the video!

If any of my followers have any ideas of any other manly tasks I can accomplish feel free to post.