This week was another action pack week full of manly activities or should I say MANTIVITES! I wished I was the first to come up with that word but someone beat me to it. But if it counts for anything I would have made it up if they didn’t. First off, to get the week started right I left St. Cloud to hang with my pals in Minneapolis. Then I got word that a mad game of capture the flag was going down. So I tucked my shirt in so I could get all-out air resistance and hiked up my shorts to get maximum mobility in my legs and it was on.
We ended up with a tie 2-2 with the other team. No lie we would have probably won but some crazy girl who thought she was a mom called me out by saying I got tagged. I did the manly thing and didn’t get in an argument, but as soon as she turned around I made plenty of obscene jesters so in a way our team won.
And I bet to some of the men who read this (who am I kidding I have one follower who is female…) you may think, “Jee Ross you sure do have your shorts hiked up high.” There are several reasons for this; besides mobility this does attract the ladies. Because it was hard to unleash the chest hair with that shirt on there isn’t a lot the ladies can fall for except, of course, the man-thighs. This is men's secret weapon against women handed down by the gods themselves. This also gives men without chest hair something to show off. WARNING: For the beginner who can't wait to display their man-thigh, I ask you not to jump into the first pair of cut off jean shorts (Jorts) you find unless you wanna get hurt. You need to learn to walk before you can run big shooter.
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